| attractive boy: | hi i'm famous |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm gay |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm a douchebag |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm twice your age |
| attractive boy: | hi i have a girlfriend |
| attractive boy: | hi i don't like you back |
| attractive boy: | hi i live on the other side of the planet |
| attractive boy: | hi i don't know that you exist |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm a fictional character |
